Such Sweet Nothing

Name is Crystel. im 22 and happily taken for the moment, my blog of the ramblings of my heart and mind

“Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic”

—   Frida Kahlo (via bl-ossomed)

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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ic0nfused:

yes please. 

ic0nfused:

yes please. 

“i found my home in you”

—   six word story (via aazizam)

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fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

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ozthemagician:

Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined

pt2 pt3

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“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”

—   Sylvia Plath (via observando)

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lonely-venus:

diluded:

just a little reminder

this post deserves millions of notes

lonely-venus:

diluded:

just a little reminder

this post deserves millions of notes

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iloveyounomatterwhathappens:

Probably
thefatgirlblog:

This is important.

thefatgirlblog:

This is important.

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heiiiichou:

hanarnudist:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.
1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%)
Source2nd Source 
Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.
1. Louisiana2. South Carolina3. Mississippi4. Texas5. Alabama
So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

And this is why Yankees are called Damn Yankees to this day, “round these parts y’all”.

Woah, ya’ll need to take a large gulp of sweet tea and take a dip in the lake out back, ya hear? It sounds like the heat has got to your head, lil’ missy and you need to cool your tarnations faster than corn shucking season on a Saturday afternoon. Yeehaw.

Oh bless your heart, you really have no clue about the world do you? People like you make me lose faith in humanity. Not everyone from the south is an uneducated idiot, and my literacy and education are just fine thank you. In fact, I’m willing to bet your narrow minded viewpoint of the world and people in general limits you in every aspect of your life. I sincerely hope you do not interact with other humans on a daily basis. If you do, I am sincerely sorry for their misfortune.

heiiiichou:

hanarnudist:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.

1) West Virginia (17.1%)
2) Arkansas (18.8%)
3) Mississippi (19.4%)
4) Kentucky (19.7%)
5) Louisiana (20.3%)


Source
2nd Source 

Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.

1. Louisiana
2. South Carolina
3. Mississippi
4. Texas
5. Alabama

So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

And this is why Yankees are called Damn Yankees to this day, “round these parts y’all”.

Woah, ya’ll need to take a large gulp of sweet tea and take a dip in the lake out back, ya hear? It sounds like the heat has got to your head, lil’ missy and you need to cool your tarnations faster than corn shucking season on a Saturday afternoon. Yeehaw.

Oh bless your heart, you really have no clue about the world do you? People like you make me lose faith in humanity. Not everyone from the south is an uneducated idiot, and my literacy and education are just fine thank you. In fact, I’m willing to bet your narrow minded viewpoint of the world and people in general limits you in every aspect of your life. I sincerely hope you do not interact with other humans on a daily basis. If you do, I am sincerely sorry for their misfortune.

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